Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11 [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] Minotaur Wizard Her true theft was to

Her true theft was to steal the soldiers away from their posts

"Did you bring enough to share with the rest of the class

it deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of cards in that player's hand

Set: Kaladesh Inventions Type: Artifact Creature — Construct Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3}{G}{G} Trample

Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11 [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] Minotaur Wizard Her true theft was toSet: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Type: Legendary Creature Mutant Ninja Turtle Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{G} When Michelangelo enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1 +1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.") If one or more +1 +1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1 +1 counters are put on it instead.